Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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ilovepandaz 2
your son's gonna have nightmares
perez758 2
well that was stupid of you to not even look at what you put in the dvd player.. what if it had been ****? lmao your son probably wouldn't have even told you!
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TylerOMFG 7
I swear I have seen this before. but FYL anyways that would suck for your kid as well.
Ninabug28 5
Wow! That says a lot. Your son must be mad!
garfield224 0
Those movies are for freaks. Who the he'll would like people being tortured. People who like pain
GruntyGunner 0
Yeah, BULLSHIT you did. It has a disc menu moron.
dewby98 0
haha lol "do you want to play a little game?"
pred6 5
for those who say movies like saw 4 are for "freaks" its because we want a taste the dark and insane to satisfy the thrill because in the end no matter what what you think their is a little monster in all of us. I can testify to this because movies like saw make me chuckle and smile even though I for the most part am a extreamly kind and easily amused musician. The reason I can watch saw is because I recognize the survivle aspect of it in that I will fight to my dying breath if it means a:I live or if I had to choose between me or my friends I choose them because I know in the end we all die so I might as well be a die for a good reason.
aliceperez 6
And u don't look to see what u put in the DVD player? Wow...
eatpraylovee44 0
At least it wasn't ****. ;O hahahhaa! But damn, scary. I watched that. True the thinning is brutal.
micah38 5
Hello son. Would you like to train a dragon?
reptaratetommy 0
your kid's a pussy