Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
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Doortje 30
Stop forwarding it to him, he'll probably change it then.
AlyshaDeShae 10
Two things: 1. Write "return to sender, addressee unknown" on all his mail and send it back. 2. Go to the Post Office and let them know what's going on. They can put a hold on his mail so that it doesn't come to you anymore. I had to do this for the people my husband and I bought our house from because they never did a change of address after the sale. Also, you don't need to date to go out. Call up a friend and say, "let's hang out" and then follow through. Don't cancel no matter how you feel. Unless, of course, you're enjoying the misery and pity, then you're on your own.
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Comments (108)
Kallik 0
did someone say macaroni? us canadians LOVE macaroni... and cheese. and just change your email OP. there. problem solved.
Kallik 0
oops. I also read it wrong xD. well, plenty of fish in the sea, eh OP?
sarapsosis 1
Canadians like macaroni ??? thought they're favorite food was beaver testicles, meh you live and ya learn
nonameheroes 0
put in a change of address at the post office...it aint that hard
tattooedcowboy 6
its not email its regular mail
iheartLA 10
yes we canadians love our KD
cwren9 2
yeah change it for him all you have to do is get the form, fill it out, and drop it in a mail box... don't turn it in to the counter they won't take it from you since he's not a minor
AlyshaDeShae 10
That's against federal law. Her only *legal* options are to store his mail until he comes to pick it up (she's not required to forward it), have the post office put a hold on his mail until he changes it, or to write "return to sender, addressee unknown" or some variant. (That's coming straight from the Post Master in my area.)
AlyshaDeShae 10
Two things: 1. Write "return to sender, addressee unknown" on all his mail and send it back. 2. Go to the Post Office and let them know what's going on. They can put a hold on his mail so that it doesn't come to you anymore. I had to do this for the people my husband and I bought our house from because they never did a change of address after the sale. Also, you don't need to date to go out. Call up a friend and say, "let's hang out" and then follow through. Don't cancel no matter how you feel. Unless, of course, you're enjoying the misery and pity, then you're on your own.
5up3rTAN 0
write 'return to sender: recipient deceased' problem solved !!
lbf_fml 0
^ win.
Hwikek 2
:( for you
underpaid011 0
start throwing it out, especially bills! extra points for bills marked "past due" or "final notice".
carlosestrada1 4
^ nice one
RedPillSucks 33
You can fill out the post office form that directs them to return all mail with his name addressed to your home.
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP, there is nothing wrong with not dating for just under a year. Some people go YEARS without dating anyone.
Igor_g5 0
Just start returning to sender. Not at this address. When he doesn't get his mail maybe he'll do something about it. And find some guy to go out with. There must be somebody who will go out with you.