Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
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Top comments
LoveDemon 19
ouch ... that's gonna hurt . & your so-called "friends" can't even recognize you , when they see a picture ?
fhgoalie 0
ouch
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Comments (49)
Einstein714 0
write a book why don't you, tard
DumbStruck79 0
YDI for being fat
bigcrazymike 6
PWNT!!!
mekeskidi_fml 0
Congratulations on your wedding, and BTW you look great in the wedding picture.
Spencer_CDS 0
To correct #23, perhaps, if you'd made the sandwiches for him and laid off of them yourself, this wouldn't have happened.
tombrokaw 0
Lose some ******* weight fatty.
quarty165 0
what the hell is wrong with people? First of all they assume the woman's job is to be thin and make men sandwiches? also, just because the new wife was thinner than the op doesn't necessarily mean the op is fat. Even if she were, that doesn't make her responsible for the divorce. op, that really sucks. Things will get better though. Just hang in there.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
FYL. As a small town native myself I doubt you'll ever straighten it out, and you'll be lucky if the confusion doesn't morph into some weird polygamy rumor.
xclegend613 0
It is her fault for being such a porker. She got comfortable and let herself go and the husband lost interest. Maybe she should've stopped stuffing twinkies down her throat and hit the treadmill every once and a while.
melissa333jade 3
she was married to him, so at some point she had her exs last name too along withher first name so they are identical thats why they think its her on fb ur story is confusing and stupid!