Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
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LoveDemon 19
ouch ... that's gonna hurt . & your so-called "friends" can't even recognize you , when they see a picture ?
fhgoalie 0
ouch
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Comments (49)
Ranoona 0
wow.. Real great freinds you got there -.-
Queuebert 0
This thread is useless without pics.
madjokes78 0
Total win for the man in question/OP's ex-husband. One less name to remember while under the covers!
xclegend613 0
this is the best comment so far
EffYoLife 14
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE! HAHAHA
HBubble 3
YDI for being fat
the_stereotype 0
sounds like your husband is hung up on you, IMO if he found someone with the same exact name as you. yes, coincidences happen, but it's really not likely.
sojo898 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=18732
aghoogha 0
well first of all wouldn't the facebook pic show who you really are ? your friends didn't know you got a divorce ? and they don't know you got married again( you didn't we know) wouldn't you post stuff like that on facebook or even invite them? sorry I have to call fizaaake on this one (fake)
tammyotool 7
I swear half the people that comment on these FMLS are half or almost fully retarded. You're so quick to call these things fake. First off, when she said "Commented on" Doesnt mean they were commenting on a picture on her facebook. They could have seen the paper, and decided to use facebook to "compliment" her. OP doesnt have to be specific and say "Posted on my wall". The comment was in regards to the photo they saw in the paper. If I saw one of my friends in the paper and they did something cool, or on the news, Id post on their wall about it. Just because you post something on someones facebook, doesnt mean its in regards to what ever is solely on their facebook page. I was on the local tv station, and I had my friends msg me on my wall and comment on it. And she stated they were from highschool, chances are many ppl you know from highschool dont know every detail of your life. So they were probably clueless. AND as for the photo b eing on the front page, chances are it wasnt the cover story people, and chances are it was probably a small town news paper lol. It was probably a side ad, with half an article letting people know that the "marriage and wedding section is on this page" with a sample of what will be on the page.
xclegend613 0
just Shut up and enjoy the comments about the fat heffer. there is no need to write a freakin novel in defense of the fat blob.
HeatherFTW 0
That really blows.