Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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ambowew 7
Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!
neal001 0
Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.
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Comments (276)
GoldyLocks619 1
That's funny(:
akg98 13
Pahahahahhahahahaha
COCKYmanUSC 3
It said "If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw arms, I hope it doesnt hurt your face, because I think your cute"
smallsmerry123 5
Least he didn't say boobs
RachelIrene 1
I saw this on another app but it was saying they were going to do this to someone... I'm so weirded out right now o_O
iyazwoodfle 4
At least ur not me, the only thing attracted to my face is mosquitos
knifeywifey 0
I laughed so hard when I read this :) dw my last years one from my hubby said ' roses are red violets are blue retarded kittens remind me of you' I kid you not and he added a picture of a small kitten with a comment saying 'hell is full of retarded kittens'
martron3000 5
One day in the future, you'll be talking to your husband and say " Remember that strange Valentine's Day card you made me?"
Peashout 3
Was it a bear with chainsaw hands? Cause I saw that on reddit earlier today. Now I want that card from someone....
BendyStraw 6
This started on ifunny or something and it spread to all of the joke apps. People think it's so effective.