Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
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Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I unwittingly saw my supervisor's undies when turning to ask for help from someone else. She wears miniskirts most of the time and there is no way I can unsee this picture. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
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immaloser95 28
I'm picturing that Spongebob character that screams "MY EYES!"
bearstyle22 11
you stared right into her soul!
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Comments (67)
vikky538 29
you just made detailed visual explanation in just 27 words...and as a matter of fact and if I am not wrong if you see the other side you should see the camel toe too..
Erebus_Terror 12
For some reason I thought that coworker was male. D:
wvcheesehead 13
You should have spoken up. Pardon ma'am but when you bend over, you have your asshole on display. If this is a fashion statement... congrats you have pulled it off.
sexypvc24 10
If the OP had said that, he may have been written up and/or fired for sexual harassment
Jessssuhh 17
That's completely inappropriate attire for any work environment - including a yoga studio
TisAPenguin 16
How about wear clothes that fit?
squarecircles 13
Then don't look.
brendejafulable 41
You sound like a jealous biatch.
Labarynth 2
Was it bleached?
RubyRed829 12
This had me rollin!!
Vaginabutter 15
I hope she wipes well.