Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
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Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I unwittingly saw my supervisor's undies when turning to ask for help from someone else. She wears miniskirts most of the time and there is no way I can unsee this picture. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
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immaloser95 28
I'm picturing that Spongebob character that screams "MY EYES!"
bearstyle22 11
you stared right into her soul!
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Comments (67)
Kazze 31
Oh god. Nothing is worse than a third eye. I feel your pain. I used to sit behind a rather large woman in one of my classes who always wore sweatpants that were way too small for her. I still have nightmares from the excessive camel toe.
ihatedouchbags 17
How would you see her camel toe is you're sitting behind her?
thisguy22 33
She was just that big...
Kazze 31
... Just because I sat behind her doesn't mean I've never seen her from the front.
riffehunter 16
43 every school has that one big girl who insists on wearing leggings and has a cameltoe that looks like a queen sized matress folded in half.
Sideshowray94 8
I look at every single comment that's been down-voted to nothingness, in a hope that there is a stroke of genius among the neanderthals. I am disappointed every time, yet I still look at each and every one, waiting for a post that's so offensive, people can't react any other way, than to give it a thumbs down.
Madrias 36
I think those just tend to be moderated instead, leaving us to wonder what was so either offensive or just plain stupid that the only response was to nuke it from orbit.
starile 20
#13, are you trying to get downvoted to be the first stroke of buried-away genius that you are searching for? Alas, it doesn't seem to be working...try, try again!
mojobanks 8
Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" just popped into my head. Anyone else?
martin8337 36
Or "Bunghole Sun".
harp 9
Or Led Zepplins" The Thong Retains the Stain"
JackDupp 11
Or maybe Van Morrison "Brown eyed girl"?
RobinGoodfellow 47
"Weird" is definitely the word I would have used. And a few choice others.
luvelygirl06 10
pictures or it didn't happen
j_cat187 20
projectile vomiting?
CaliCassanova 14
I see know down side??
CaliCassanova 14
I see no down side! And **** you auto correct! Haha
teentee401 37
Perhaps leave an anonymous note on her desk that says "Everyone can see your butthole."
laden_swallow09 35
I like this idea. Maybe add, too, "Please wear clothes that fit." so she knows just what she's could do to correct it.
laden_swallow09 35
*what she could Ran out of edit time. Darnit.
born_hustla 26
Not everyone is meant to wear yoga pants, or sweats, or thongs! And when it comes to sizes, some people simply need to stop lying to themselves.
Chibicase 19
how could someone be unable to wear a thong? isn't that better because no panty lines?