Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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Top comments
mj2123 0
You're an idiot.
prizefight 0
You are what is wrong with our culture these days. Grow a brain, and form your OWN opinions. Justin Beiber doesn't like football either. He likes glitter and Usher.
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Comments (186)
youthink_fml 0
Your only FML is that you follow the twits tweets.
Sun_Kissed18 25
haha twits tweets :)
Silentstrike 11
Justin beiber sucks!!!!!! he is soooooo annoying
Cupcaken 0
I hate to be that "you deserve it for living" kinda person, but you realy deserve it for listening to Justin Bieber.
jlemaire 0
fyl for liking Justin Doucher. He is as believable a football fan as Clay Aiken. He really follows hoping a player will lose their pants during the game.
Stfu_bitch 0
both your life isfucked and you deserve it doesnt apply to this fml....i wish there was more choices....ur dumb..hate that little fag
sugarcakebomb 0
wow what a loser
agent_of_chaos 0
YDI...Though your probably obsessed with Justin Bieber, you still actually wasted your time just because he was watching it? Please go find something better to do than to listen to some boy that looks like a little girl
mandaaaaxxxx 0
oh people get the **** over it justin bieber isnt that bad shure he sounds like a girl but come on the kid probably hasnt hit puberty yet so stfu all of you
avoidthegirl 6
You do realize that nobody is going to take you seriously because your spelling and grammar is atrocious, right?
alexandraa_fml 0
In a recent survey 5 out of 4 people agree Justin Beiber is a flaming homosexual. But what if he isn't and its just all a mistake but it couldn't be I just dont think it could maybe he's just young and he looks weird and acts strage and isn't as cute as people believe him to be his realtionship with amy 'crackhouse' winehouse is on the fritz sending signals of miscommunications about his erectile disfunction that has to lead to the amputation of his red cerebral hemmorage in his left pectoral. Thats about how much sense you made #42.
dugumit 0
your boring and an airhead and you should be slapped stupid but you already are.
fatfatgoeshome 8
Dear OP, I hate you. That is all.
Dalala 0
How is this even an FML? I'm ashamed that I share the same planet as you! Mindless droid.