Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
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Top comments
Rawrrr14 0
Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......
IronBird 0
I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)
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Comments (97)
rukusrazor 0
You sound ******* hot. lol.
prettygirlsonly 0
awwww... this is pretty sad :(
ohsnapitsmoses 0
boo ******* hoo. go out and get a life. this is fmylife.com not whinylittlebitches.com
omg009 0
go to the mall, and just start bothering everyone till u get a good conversation going
Blardo 0
You might wanna consider suicide.
BleedingDarkness 0
...that's a good thing... I'm actually jealous of you... being surrounded by disgusting people all the time is horrid...
ThisVampyricLust 0
And who's fault is that? Stop complaining and do something about it.
ManganeseDream 0
The internet is a sad place.
MichelleSoFlyy 0
Hmm.. oh wow. Find some friends maybe?
ZEROGage 0
That really sucks... Don't take this the wrong way b/c it's meant to be niceish- maybe you should spend more time living than posting shit online? (I know- the pot callin the kettle black) Nickel's worth of free advice: find a local hangout of any sort. Go there. Find someone- anyone, be they attractive, odd, funny, whatever- strike up a conversation or a game. Offer to buy them a drink if you wish/can afford it* NOTE- it's not inappropriate to buy someone of the same sex a drink if they are aware it's plutonic, IE a "next round's on me" sort of thing. If you hit it off, find out the next time they're coming back and maybe exchange info. Keep in touch. "To have friends, you must show yourself friendly." - Ephesians somewhere