Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
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Rawrrr14 0
Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......
IronBird 0
I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)
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Comments (97)
24788 7
I know how that goes. I have rare human contact also.
mixedcalibaby 0
Ehh I really don't see the big deal, I have 538 contacts in my phone and almost 10,000 myspace friends, and some days for a few days or even a week at a time, I don't feel like talking to anybody. Other people are annoying sometimes. No biggie. If you can't enjoy chilling by yourself, that could be a problem. The only FYL I see here is lack of confidence.
gregthestrange 3
I seriously envy you... I wish I could live in such solitude.
mk1o3o 0
solitary confinement?
we5leyz 4
Hahaha, that happens to me so many times, because I have no friends.
comadank 0
i hear ya it sucks i dont have money to go out and i only get text messages lol
TigressUK 0
All these FMLs are the same, "I thought I got a text but it was just my phone making a noise and I haven't spoken to anyone in three days" or whatever, it's so boring!!!
AntiChrist7 0
so what? people suck anyway. you haven't missed a lot.
MiSzOhSoFr3Sh 0
stay away frOm that drive thru.
RiverRelic 0
Can I trade places with you. I want to not talk to people for 3 days.