Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to... - FML

By shrimp41 - 14/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

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Rawrrr14 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:33

Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......

IronBird 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:57

I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)

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fml_276 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:25

wow. that's sad...i hope life gets better for you.

MemeLOL 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:25

you def. need to go to some clubs and bars.

guitardedman 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:27

#2, thats the dumbest reversed fml ever.. OP, just walk around outside or something...its hard to judge based on where you live. im on a college campus so i can't go more than 5 minutes without someone texting me or banging on my door

01100110 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:29

Sounds like someone needs to get out more!

Phallus_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:35

And?

idontgiveone 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:47

Aww FYL you talk to guys at the drive thru(!)- seriously? so what? other people don't have nothing to live or eat and all you complain about is about you talking to the guy at the drive thru (probably ordering something that some people cant even afford). Get over yourself and start donating to charity - maybe then THEY will talk to you.

ChocolatexGames 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:50

HAHHAHAHA, aww but the can be cool!

maggiewalters 17

Friday 15 May 2009 3:52

you may need a friend.

Xero3g 5

Friday 15 May 2009 4:10

#13, I have actually done that.

waxstigmata 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:18

sucks for you, get some friends

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