Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
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Top comments
Rawrrr14 0
Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......
IronBird 0
I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)
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magmafire93 0
Lmfao. #48. You kinda have to. "Here's ten dollars." "Here's your change, enjoy your meal." Then again, that's not really talking. But still. Damn, you need to get a life, or something. Join MySpace, add random people. Go through the browse section, see what you'll find. Call your mom or dad, or something, Sister(s), Brother(s), something. You're gonna get cabin fever
magmafire93 0
Lmfao. #48. You kinda have to. "Here's ten dollars." "Here's your change, enjoy your meal." Then again, that's not really talking. But still. Damn, you need to get a life, or something. Join MySpace, add random people. Go through the browse section, see what you'll find. Call your mom or dad, or something, Sister(s), Brother(s), something. You're gonna get cabin fever
yui567 0
how is this possible? get a job.
coachfoo 0
poor thing! ill talk to you:)
teebonehead 0
Has ************ lost its fun ............ GREEN DAY
teebonehead 0
Has ************ lost its fun .....Green day rocks
mxrxnda 0
i've had plenty of days like that. i'm not a recluse anymore, but i see what you mean. i bet you're really intuitive. introverts generally are. just add people to myspace or something. i'd socialize with you. introverts are pretty cool cats.
leero 0
I don't understand why so many people voted FYL. If the OP is a recluse and didn't WANT to talk anyone, then it's not an fml. Obviously the OP could talk to SOMEONE in real life if they tried.
annahoward 0
mmmm dude, you should go out, seriously. too much time on your own will make you go nuts.
philadelphianus 0
go to the supermarket, buy your own food to cook, and talk to someone besides the drive thru guy