Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML
Today, I let my young son play on my RuneScape account, figuring he was too young to do much more than walk around randomly. I came back to find out he'd somehow gotten into my in-game bank and lost a huge amount of money. FML
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Top comments
makersmarkmike 17
Kids cost money, hopefully you are spending yours on him! There is nothing wrong with being broke if you are using your money for the right reasons.
Welshite 39
He'll be a great investor when he grows up.
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Comments (129)
crazydave1998 6
which means your too lazy to work hard,or you spend to much..Better man up and get on it or he will be your boss soon
Miaku 11
Maybe you shouldn't have a kid..
BarbieBlanca 10
hey, times are tough lol.
BarbieBlanca 10
lmao he's a five yr old. what bills does he have?! omg the stupidity of some people
154rct 7
How much do you have?
SwtCherryPie 26
Im in the same boat, except my kid is 8.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Teach him about taxes and take 30% of his ca$h
Girlie7 11
I can imagine a conversation will take place in your house You :hey son,can I please have twenty bucks?i really need it to pay my library book due by tomorrow . Son: ok dad.But first finish my homework or else forget about it....
winston5 6
Just steal his piggy bank
JDday 1
Steal if