By crixon42 - United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
crixon42 tells us more :
OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.
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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

Everyone grows older. Regardless of maturity level, time moves forward for everyone.
OP, if that's how you are and you're happy it's fine. If you aren't happy, change. Just don't be the kind of immature where others have to take care of you because you're irresponsible.

  PIGaming  |  21

Yet, there is sometimes a need to grow up and become more mature if, for example, you want a high profile job or serious task at hand. Of course, you can be immature and downright goofy at certain times (like with friends), but if you're too much of that people will lose trust in your ability to get things done and will generally view you negatively.


  AngelSpit  |  18

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however is completely optional and till the day I die I shall remain cleverly disguised as a responsible adult :D

  MzZombicidal  |  36

I think OP should become a comedian. They clearly like making jokes and having a laugh!! I'm still laughing at the "premature age-jaculation" joke. Pretty clever, OP. Also, I commend you on being able to enjoy the little things such as a lame joke. :P If you really feel you're going nowhere, however, start making moves! Just don't lose that inner-child. :)

  \  |  28

AngelSpit - that's my line! "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."

  little_one  |  20

I got married at 22 and bought a house before the wedding. I may have "grown up" but yet me and my hubby still say and do ridiculous things all the time. We are completely loony, and we make each other happy. But just like everyone else said there is a time and place for immature behaviour, and sometimes you need to be serious so people can respect you. Especially when it comes to work.

  BradTheBrony  |  19

#41: High profile jobs? You mean like jobs that people like
Jon "JonTron" Jafari
Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson
Ross "RubberNinja" O'Donovan
Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Barry "Razzbarry" Kramer
Geoff Ramsey
Gavin "Gavino" Free
Jack Patillo
Ray "Tuxedo Mask" Narvaez
Ryan Heywood
Michael "Rage Quit" Jones
Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg
Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach
Because these people make a living off of dick jokes and video games.

  LennyComa  |  39

So what...I am successful at my Job and I act goofy....When I'm not working. My GF likes my Goofiness. Fact is as long as OP isn't sat around, unemployed, having everything handed to him by his Parent's then making the odd Dick Joke and being stupid is fine. However if if you still feel empty in 20 years buy a sports car and enjoy the Mid Life crisis

  swaggalikethat  |  22

He already did, lol. But no one really grows up, they only learn when to act like a kid and when not to.
Op, if you wanna get your shit together then do it. IT'S NOT TOO LATE! Just make sure you do it for you, and nobody else.

  \  |  28

The "ridickulous" joke on FMLs almost always gets buried, yet here it is appreciated. I will never understand FML.