Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML
Today, I let my young son play on my RuneScape account, figuring he was too young to do much more than walk around randomly. I came back to find out he'd somehow gotten into my in-game bank and lost a huge amount of money. FML
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makersmarkmike 17
Kids cost money, hopefully you are spending yours on him! There is nothing wrong with being broke if you are using your money for the right reasons.
Welshite 39
He'll be a great investor when he grows up.
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Comments (129)
finniewinnie 6
You deserved that retard, you are obviously the one giving him all that money. **** your sons life for loving with such an idiot
wienerdog101 3
Why does every comment have to be nice, I know FML is basically run by teenage girls but the OP deserved it, if you have a kid, you better be able to pay for him, and shame on you if you can't ******* save your money...
CrazyGirlfriend 21
I lived pay check to pay check with my parents. they paid for everything. food, clothing, bills, etc. shit happens in life that you dont expect. dont be so judgmental til you have all of the details. you never know if maybe he just lost his job and is using the rest of his cash to make it possible for them to live and has to borrow money from others until he can find another.
love_me_electric 20
So if someone falls on hard times and doesn't have a lot of money they should just get rid of their kids? You sound like you'd be a lovely parent.
bikergirl93 18
as long as ur happy money isnt everything
mrmozard 4
Kill your self
mrmozard 4
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edanielleh 21
I really can't tell if this is fml or ydi. If you are having a hard time making ends meet, i am sorry. Please, for your own good, try your best to at least save a little for emergencies! But if you make a livable wage and you just have an overspending problem, ydi. Time to put on grown up pants and save
raeepressley 12
At least he knows the value of saving money! Sounds like you're getting him into some good habits! Like other people have said, there's nothing wrong with being broke as long as you're trying your best and making good decisions with your money!
XxRedemption3xX 9
That's when you go full on Capitalist by stealing his money without physically stealing it.
meouch 6
Somehow little kids always have the most money saved up...
robertmil90 10
chin up and remember he don't got bills to pay