Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Today, I found out my parents truly believe that Donald Trump will return to power in August. They also believed it was going to happen in March. It's like living in a death cult. Help. FML
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML
Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML
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Top comments
YippeKiay 11
I wish you luck, and thank you for serving
emeraldisle 30
I really hope Trump doesn't happen to your country.
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Comments (45)
bclancy38 5
Trump makes the most finical sense for the country. America is balls deep in debt. We need a fiscally sound president
af_ufc 12
don't vote trump vote Bernie Sanders Thank you for your service aldo don't vote Hillary
Myo_fml 20
Awfully controlling of you to tell someone how to use their American god-given right.
demix_fml 32
That bites Hun! Here's hoping that the people in the USA know that he is just fear mongering! Good luck .
Dawnoftime 12
"Your orders, Emperor Trump." "Lead us on, God Emperor."
CaroLouWho 10
I will do everything in my power to make sure that doesn't happen. (I know my power isn't much, but I'm not letting that happen without a fight.)
GroupWorkSucks 15
Unlikely.
stangbang92 17
Not like he's your actual leader anyway. We're under United Nations now.
HollyQuinn 21
Trump claims to be able to make America "great again" but never gives any real reasons as to how he's going to do that. I.E. he can't. I.E. he's an idiot. Please don't inflict him on the rest of the world, let alone yourselves.
thatsme293 28
Okay let's be honest. If trump gets in, the impeachment order will already be half processed.
M3DO 24
Trump isn't going to win, dont worry about it.