Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, as a giant crowd of people and I had walked across a parking lot, I yelled out to a friend waiting in their car for me, "I DIDN'T FALL THIS TIME!" (I always fall when it's winter) to then literally taking a single step to slip and slide what felt like 20 feet to someone yelling out, "AND SAFE!" like an umpire. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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Top comments
helennaa 0
So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.
okieraider71 4
Accidential ninjia.
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Comments (110)
musicman92395 0
#94, so according to you, it would've been funny if the OP broke every bone in her body? Anyway I can't believe nobody even tried to help you up. Just goes to show you how ****** up this world is.
JamesM9794 0
I woulda laughed and thanked everyone for the applause
AngelSpit 18
I did something similar to this when I was living in Pittsburgh. I went to Kennywood with a bunch of friends and I was wearing a shirt that said "Keep starting I might do a trick"; while running to catch up with them I started to stumble allllmost regained my balance and got back to my feet but I ended up falling tucked rolled and went right back up on my feet. I stopped looked around wen't "TA DA!" and then ran off agian, might as well just roll with what life throws you :D
phatdaddy 0
I haven't been to Kennywood in years. I hope I'm going this summer when I'm up that way for my family reunion. Tell me they still have the Steel Phantom, or Phantom's Revenge i think they called it last time I went.
2gether4ever 0
lool that's no fml
ld11433 2
lmaoo, i started dieing laughing with what the kid said right after u fell.
egyptgrl95 0
dude ways wrong with that? thats awsome!
Nadinek98 0
ha... sucks for u
mheard546 5
I thought it was a good thing
getjackedd 0
well at least u still got it:)
Ilikethenamesam 3
that sounds like what my dad would say!