Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
My precious
Today, my friend and I took an online quiz to find out what character from Lord of the Rings we look like. She got Arwen. I got Gollum. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Oh, right
Today, I spent an entire conversation nodding and agreeing with someone, only to realize near the end that I'd misunderstood one key detail and was agreeing with the opposite of what they meant. I laughed awkwardly and said, “Oh, I thought you meant the other thing.” They said, “I know.” FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
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alstbv12 13
One does not simply confuse real life with Lord of the Rings.
MisterMuffinz 13
If only our history was as cool as LOTR's...
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Xephyr 1
Actually, the Union siege on Confederate Vicksburg is similar to the Uruk-Hai siege on Helm's Deep
msanch_4 5
You are such an idiot.
shanniemac 2
Ummmm.... Not to bright are you? Mistaking an Ent for a California Red Wood tree? Really?
eastar 2
And George Washington brought the Decleration of Independence to Mordor so all the hobbits and dwarves could live happily ever after from New York to California.
KRiddle 15
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HunterAlpha1 8
wow, you must be really out of touch with reality to make that mistake. try reading an American history book once in awhile.
Skelebitch 0
Hey, I'm in the same boat :D 95% of all knowledge I boast is Lord of the Rings related. So don't feel bad!
smilefaces8 2
The ring rathes are coming ahhhh!!!!!
Skelebitch 0
It's Ringwraiths
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
One does not simply sign the declaration of independence!
megaaann_fml 9
"They're taking the Indians to Isengard!"