Kids: Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month...

By mr - 27/07/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 760

You deserved it 10 410

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 259

Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 950

You deserved it 163

By Eringobrag88 - 27/06/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 270

You deserved it 4 011

By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 310

You deserved it 1 522

By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 586

You deserved it 36 208

Charming...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 363

You deserved it 402

By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 743

You deserved it 328

By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 314

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 555

You deserved it 9 316

By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 293

You deserved it 546

arabianhorse1234 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:56

Close/lock the door maybe?

bittersweets 2

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:00

word. put it in a safe place and go shit alone. if you let your baby get what it wants every time you're going to have some hard years in front of you...

Comments

mercedeslove 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:06

lock him in a room plain and simple.

jojoboo1 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:08

baby needs a brother or sister to keep him occupied so u can shit in peace. good luck with that.. : )

epr 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:10

LOL.

aback 4

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:10

Sobbing for what-? five minutes? isn't going to kill that child. Stick him in a playpen and hand him a toy.

Doubleyew1 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:13

Been there. DONE THAT! Except I'm the oldest sister. You should have more babies so they can watch each other :)

melissalala_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:40

omg #22 what happend to your face. u okay?? D:

teekay624 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:19

welcome to parenthood. that's what happens. deal with it. those of you criticizing the situation obviously don't have children.

teekay624 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:29

it's not going to spoil the child. all children do this. it's normal behavior. this is a common age for separation anxiety and letting the baby cry it out doesn't quite work. they eventually grow out of it. and to top it off, the bathroom behavior is beneficial...as they actually begin to pick up on their own potty training through this. hey, they have to learn somehow. I'm a parent of two, my children aren't spoiled and my oldest (now 17 months) eventually grew out of it. but now he's also exhibiting interest in potty training and now heads right to the bathroom when he has a soiled diaper.

Youwantwhatnow 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:10

Cival conversation online! dear god its the end of the world. O.o

HeroOfMi 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:48

lmao 68

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 16:52

My fiance's sister's kid didn't grow out of it yet. She's two years old now, and the second that her mom goes out of her sight, she starts screaming her head off for her.

spaniel 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:22

What happened to parenting? I was very well loved and looked after when I was a kid; but never once would my folks endured that kind of shit. You are the adult, they are the child; make sure everyone is clear on that. Unless you plan to let them run your life for the next 18-20 years.