Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got frustrated looking for jobs and decided to take a quiz on best-fitting careers. My results speak for themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the money I spent on a very specific degree was wasted, because apparently, I don't qualify for a job at the place that told me I had to have that degree. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, it's six months until I graduate and I don't have a single skill that can get me placed in any company, but worst part is that I don't even want to work to acquire any skill. I'm fucking useless. FML
Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML
Today, as it has done in the last couple of years, my dream job has only been accepting applications from students continuing their degree in the fall. Literally, people with half degrees can get what I can't get with a full degree and experience. FML
Today, while updating my résumé, I noticed that in my list of achievements it said "Torturing middle school students". I meant "tutoring", but I guess this explains why I'm still unemployed a year after I started looking for a job. FML
Today, I learned that "unskilled labor" does not mean people who are bad at their jobs. I’m 22. FML
Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Don't let that article dictate your life. Stay positive. They're YOUR interests and you shouldn't regret them.
DocBastard 40
Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board for you. Wait...graphic artist is on that list too. Um, never mind.
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Mmresd 5
Hey
asylumlane 23
Those lists change so often, you're better off just ignoring them.
jrock9093 18
That sucks best of luck op
tj4234 36
judging by the fact you say your 'interests', I'd say that you enjoy your job regardless of the list. Otherwise you wouldn't be interested in those things. So **** the list OP. Besides, these things are down to perception anyway and change on a near daily basis.
ulissey_fml 22
Here is my list for the ten top most annoying things. Number one : people who make stupid lists. Number two : that itch to know whether I am on the list. Number three: not being on the list. Number four: being at the bottom of the list.Number five...
est000dog 11
10 worst jobs? That means meny ppl dont like doing it, but there is need for ppl that do that thing, if there is a need then there are ppl that are willing to pey some good money to get that job done. Good luck!
S1deWinder 7
Do what you love to do. Don't listen to that crap.
Phillies9513 4
was it a yahoo article? because you can't take those seriously
kat_moore15 12
Hahaha im sorry.. You'll do fine I know it :)
shredzone 5
It doesn't matter if you like your job.