Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, there is a reason women don’t like self proclaimed “nice guys.” A guy I turned down years ago took pictures from my breast cancer journey and used them as props during his podcast/video to tell his disgusting fans I deserved cancer for rejecting him. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.
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Comments (21)
TheSminty1 17
Priorities, this man has them.
TheBlueBee 9
You should grant a dying man his last wish.
Anna_Lu_Minum 9
It’s his way of staying abreast of his situation