Today, I rang my dad to tell him and my half-sister that I'm finally engaged. I then asked my half-sister to tell my stepmother. Still on speaker, I heard her run upstairs and pass the good news on. My stepmother responded with 'Cery who?', followed by 'So what? I can't stand her'. I'm Cery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
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McCannCanTriple 0
What a bitch.
MegMM 0
what a bitch!!! don't invite her to the wedding!!!
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Comments (78)
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for living in st helens, the butthole of england
ellepee 0
don't even bother with her
erjaguam 0
women are bitches. period.
Michellular 0
so your a lesbian ?
laser_cutter 0
less thoughts makes easy life.enjoy your big moment with the ones who care you
vde_fml 15
If she thinks so much of you, don't even bother inviting her. Personally I would send her an invitation with a "p.s. Attendance for mrs. XXXX will not be appreciated" Good look with your marriage :_)
ColdGold 6
Ha ha. She really stuck her foot in her mouth.
ikealove 0
blah who needs her, don't invite her to the wedding and make it known that you don't want her there by personally calling her or visiting her while the families there stating you don't want her to go because you want to enjoy your wedding. If she doesn't get it send her a postcard,email, or long note. Then she'll feel bad.
ash92_fml 0
haha, win!
newkellygirl 0
my stepmom didn't even come to my wedding. but she will come to my brothers graduation. we live 1200 miles away from her. don't trip. she isn't worth it
HemptressMedea 0
Make it known the feeling's mutual. No invite, no seeing children, no inolvement. Shame on your dad for marrying a shitty woman like that!