Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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hippityhopp 2
Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."
beddington 7
No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."
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Comments (212)
nikijcchz 10
I doubt it was because of you maybe his new gf found out about ur 3 year relationship and felt bad so when they saw u he didn't want her to feel worse because ur better looking -- :) its just a thought or scenario could be millions of different things. Just don't think you were not important coz I ddoubt he doesn't know ur name. It's someting about them !!
blackjewels 2
He did it on purpose.
N1zz0 4
He probably did it on purpose just to be an asshole
stupidisntcute 0
So? You broke up! He isn't supposed to care about your feelings!
thatoneguyatwork 3
tell him that that's not your name and you never dated, mindfuck
o7bernbutt88 0
He did it on purpose.
smydiwannafthata 5
The best way to make you feel like shit. The smartest guy in town if he did that on purpose.
youngwildfree_fml 0
He's just being a douche.
korkygirl78 1
What a douche canoe! Sounds like a winner, be glad he's your ex!
nvo 6
Good riddance. Be happy you moved on (and DO move on)