Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Exclusivity
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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Charlie194 0
Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)
rebbee 0
Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.
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Comments (83)
eatitbastard 0
are you ugly?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Thanks mods. Now that all those posts with numbers in them have been edited/removed, entire conversations that remain make no sense!
mariekentairo 0
I lost the game.... : (
justsayfuck 5
DAMNIT!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
you lost Triple H?
Sarairwin49 22
Damn..
awkwardturtley 0
am I the only one who noticed that this is freakily similar to: today, I ran into my ex boyfriend in town. we broke up because he moved to florida. ??? ok then.
KianaCaca 10
48, Yeah I thought so too! I read this one and was like "Uhh hasn't this already been on FML?" But no one else said anything soo idk? :P :D
JustMeBaby 0
well maybe he wanted to meet up with another gurl or somthin haha
MoonzBlue 0
What an ass!!! :O
barrelroll1472 0
I say
cattongue 0
hey.. what happened to comments 1 and 2?
jadegreen96 0
dont u mean EX boyfriend? lol
sonic_boom 0
maybe he was planning sumthing special for u OP ; p