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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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Charlie194 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:23

Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)

rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:22

Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.

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rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:34

Found* Sorry had to correct my last post before some nazi abused me for it. :-)

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:59

Hey #12, just so you know, the word "Nazi" is capitalized. If anyone asks you about this abuse, you fell down some stairs. Got it?

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:04

Curse those tricky stairs! Taking another victim! D:

rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 14:26

Aaaahhh crap! You caught me out AGAIN Trollz. I won't tell, i swear ;-)

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:36

12-20 nbd

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:37

I just wanted to waste my comment.

FFML_314 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:38

"Honey, I'm going to Forida with my family, I'll see you in a week." Translation "You're not good enough for me anymore and I'm to much of a coward to admit it." OP you will find better. Trust me.

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:39

I'm really a waste of space.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:40

That was lame. Feeling cool? -_-'

FFML_314 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:43

Of course he feels cool! Wouldn't you feel cool if you shouted out a random number on FML? God we should all try it, maybe it's stress relieving! 484!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope. It's still just as retarded and has cured no stress on my part. Besides, he said the wrong god damn number. So, he fails.

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:41

:( i just had to ruin my life

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:52

You should submit an FML about that! :P "Today, I yelled "15th" in the comments when I was actually #16. Then #17 and #20 made fun of me and ruined my life! FML" I can already picture how confused some of the people moderating will be! :D lol :P

devv182 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:12

are you gay? ^

bubblezz0504 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:12

why would u ask if someone is gay? thts a good way to get ur ass kicked :P

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:42

i hate you all!!!

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:45

but i tryed so that means i win

FFML_314 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:45

Yeah, I don't know what "tryed" is so, you fail....again.

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:47

i'm such a noob FML. i failed again i know!!!:(

tpike1296 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:41

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