Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Exclusivity
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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Charlie194 0
Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)
rebbee 0
Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.
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rebbee 0
Found* Sorry had to correct my last post before some nazi abused me for it. :-)
Trollz4daLULZ 1
Hey #12, just so you know, the word "Nazi" is capitalized. If anyone asks you about this abuse, you fell down some stairs. Got it?
jchansfan 0
Curse those tricky stairs! Taking another victim! D:
rebbee 0
Aaaahhh crap! You caught me out AGAIN Trollz. I won't tell, i swear ;-)
oh_noes_that_suc 0
12-20 nbd
oh_noes_that_suc 0
I just wanted to waste my comment.
FFML_314 11
"Honey, I'm going to Forida with my family, I'll see you in a week." Translation "You're not good enough for me anymore and I'm to much of a coward to admit it." OP you will find better. Trust me.
oh_noes_that_suc 0
I'm really a waste of space.
jchansfan 0
That was lame. Feeling cool? -_-'
FFML_314 11
Of course he feels cool! Wouldn't you feel cool if you shouted out a random number on FML? God we should all try it, maybe it's stress relieving! 484!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope. It's still just as retarded and has cured no stress on my part. Besides, he said the wrong god damn number. So, he fails.
oh_noes_that_suc 0
:( i just had to ruin my life
jchansfan 0
You should submit an FML about that! :P "Today, I yelled "15th" in the comments when I was actually #16. Then #17 and #20 made fun of me and ruined my life! FML" I can already picture how confused some of the people moderating will be! :D lol :P
devv182 0
are you gay? ^
bubblezz0504 0
why would u ask if someone is gay? thts a good way to get ur ass kicked :P
oh_noes_that_suc 0
i hate you all!!!
oh_noes_that_suc 0
but i tryed so that means i win
FFML_314 11
Yeah, I don't know what "tryed" is so, you fail....again.
oh_noes_that_suc 0
i'm such a noob FML. i failed again i know!!!:(
tpike1296 11
900193634048774830373648303947382037(73073837394748 $$$ and little 2