Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Exclusivity
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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Charlie194 0
Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)
rebbee 0
Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.
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Comments (83)
oh_noes_that_suc 0
yay no reply=win:)
peepss 0
That sucks! You better dump him.. Maybe you were too clingy and he just wanted to spend time away from you.. But still, you didn't deserve to be lied to. fyl
oh_noes_that_suc 0
ok i cant fail at telling everyone my problems. does that count as a win?
Trollz4daLULZ 1
No, I win. The Game is over. YOU lose.
jchansfan 0
If you comment about winning, you've already lost.
oh_noes_that_suc 0
noooo!!! i want a recount
Jhtaylor 0
agree with 3
oh_noes_that_suc 0
so i lose which means win but is a loss but its considered a win so i win at losing?
jchansfan 0
Yes, you win at losing! =)
oh_noes_that_suc 0
YAY:(
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Start your search for answers at the local strip club. I'm guessing there's a Florida living nearby who's willing to show off her oranges.
iloveyouuux8 0
win.
danii1996 0
woww! yeaaa dump him u don't deserve that shit