Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he... - FML

By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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Charlie194 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:23

Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)

rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:22

Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.

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oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:50

yay no reply=win:)

peepss 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:52

That sucks! You better dump him.. Maybe you were too clingy and he just wanted to spend time away from you.. But still, you didn't deserve to be lied to. fyl

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:54

ok i cant fail at telling everyone my problems. does that count as a win?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:07

No, I win. The Game is over. YOU lose.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:10

If you comment about winning, you've already lost.

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:09

noooo!!! i want a recount

Jhtaylor 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:14

agree with 3

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:14

so i lose which means win but is a loss but its considered a win so i win at losing?

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:15

Yes, you win at losing! =)

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:16

YAY:(

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:37

Start your search for answers at the local strip club. I'm guessing there's a Florida living nearby who's willing to show off her oranges.

iloveyouuux8 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 22:41

win.

danii1996 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:40

woww! yeaaa dump him u don't deserve that shit

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