Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
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Comments (127)
misterjez 15
This is so hot. Don't see a fml here.
naughtylez82 4
You have an awesome boss. Chill dude
al66orange 4
something to break the tension if there was tension before, plus u can laugh about it together!!
glittercookies 12
I've always wanted to go to those. Where I live, we don't have them. But I have been to munches. The bdsm community is really nice! Don't feel awkward! She will probably be nicer to you now that she knows you two share a colorful interest.
davek 36
That could have been hot.
Ray_of_midnight 23
1. You have an awesome boss. 2. Your boss is probably just as embarrassed and awkward about what happened as you are. 3. She won't tell anybody she saw you there, and you shouldn't either. Confidentiality is a really big deal in the BDSM community. You don't discuss who you saw at a Fetish Night, play party, or even at a semi-public gathering in a restaurant. If she outed you, she'd find that people in the BDSM scene wouldn't ever trust her again, she wouldn't get invited to parties, and so on. 4. You should probably sit down with her and negotiate some suitable boundaries so that this doesn't end up making your relationship at work awkward. Like: no playing with each other, no discussing BDSM while at work, re-emphasizing mutual confidentiality, etc. If either of you really feels weirded out about the whole thing, try to work out some mutually-agreeable schedule so you don't turn up at the same events, but that you both get the same fair chance at going to things.
Jaded_anna420 11
Ask for a raise....
viper8608 9
**** her. literally.
Epikouros 32
I wonder what 'fully dressed up for it' means. It would be extra awkward if your boss wore a full-body latex suit, and you just a harness made from leather straps. Anyway, don't beat yourself up over it, that's her job.
GhostChickens 17
Am I the only one who doesn't think this is that awkward? I mean, you were both basically doing the same thing, it's not like either of you are in any position to judge. Besides, she can't tell anybody about the encounter without starting it with "So I was at an S&M night..."