Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
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Comments (127)
perdix 31
50 Shades of . . . Awkward!!!!
cookie_crumble89 11
I blame fifty shades of grey
charvisioku 22
50 Shades Of Grey is not the origin of S&M. It's actually a terrible example. What a shit book.
Ray_of_midnight 23
50 Shades didn't invent BDSM but it's probably responsible for any recent surges in popularity it might have experienced. In my day it was the movie 9.5 Weeks. *shrug*
cookie_crumble89 11
I know it didn't invent it, but I blame it for its recent surge in popularity
saculmk 2
What is the S&M??
KiRaKaT 9
Snape and mad-eye moody
teh_uber_muffin 3
Soliloquy and Metaphor.
perdix 31
Spaniards and Mexicans
Ray_of_midnight 23
Sales and Marketing.
ravenevercross 19
Hook up
ChakatBlackstar 29
This may be the best awkward encounter with a boss story of all time.
maddygirl820 10
It's not like it's your mom
jwa2000 3
That would be much worse ! Lol
charvisioku 22
I don't honestly see why it matters... at least you have something in common.
charvisioku 22
......commented in wrong place. Damn.
sumanmaas 1
That's awesome!
FlyingPie 17
So, she's the type of boss who likes to crack the whip...