Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
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Comments (127)
desertpunk75 11
Sounds hot.
napalmtornado 3
Should have hit that and get your promotion
princess51423 15
So I'm curious to know where this S&M night was held... I'm based in London but have some friends in Bristol. If I knew of a good night out to go to, I'd visit more often. :)
Bella242 0
That's hot! You should have took advantage of it!!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You missed on a career building moment.
noisebox 1
Wasn't Halloween last month?
Ryan_Jaxson 8
50 shade of Grey
Zacham 5
I would have taken full advantage of that ;)
lightburns 10
This is funnier to me because I just got back from a kink club. You should have had an in-depth conversation there. I found a guy who is a science teacher by trade, and talked to him for a while on the intelligence of jumping spiders. Whilst we were both in latex.
dabeast15 7
That. Is. Hot.!