Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
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thinkpink 0
I hate people like you. If you're about to be late, you're making the rest of us late too.
plethora 3
Deserved. How many times do conductors on trains tell you not to stick things between the doors (particularly body parts)?
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Comments (40)
mikeloyst 0
Now, was this a train that was going to come again in less than a minute, or is this like the last train of the day across the country. :)
metalyoshi9 0
#18. I understand that things do happen, and that the OP may be a person who is seldom late. But the fact is, this time, they were late, and it's not fair to the other passengers for them to be held up on his/her account. Some may argue it's the conductor's fault for the waste of time, which I can partly agree with, but there would be no situation at all if the OP hadn't acted rashly. If you can only get your leg in the door, then you are late. Sorry, but you need to face the consequences, whatever they may be. Not make everyone else late.
MJC84 0
Sounds like you need to schedule a street fight with said conductor. Immediately.
rainbowflower 0
LMAO! thats hilarious.
Delirium_fml 0
Ouch that sucks. hope the conductor got fired
christopherlove 0
Rare to see train doors nowadays that don't bounce open like elevator-doors when something is in the way.
hloitam 0
OP wtf man ive seen your account under about 20 of the last 80 fmls so im guessing your either some douche making up random shit or you have possibly the most ****** up life of anyone in the world
TakeItEasyPeople 0
It's not an account. People don't want to enter their name, so they put in, "NoName" instead
LaughAtLaugh 7
lol become apart of the joke or get laughed at. you should have cracked a cheesy one liner like, "I'm a little caught up at the moment" or, "I'll kick your ass as soon as I'm done kicking the trains ass!!!" that would have been funny :)
loveyahun 0
Okay. This guy honestly could have just waited a few more minutes for you. It would not have effected his job as being the official douchebag of the world.
kroekdog 7
same thing happened to me... only it was with my dick... haha :O