Love: Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet....

By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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Im2Handsom 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:55

You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:56

Your kids will be geniuses

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Taysia_Elice 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 9:44

Freaking out over blue water.... Yep, you got a keeper there.

Enigmax2514 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 10:17

Congratulations! You're marrying a dumbass! Either that or someone with a weird baby-ish sense of humour

Candygirl720 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 10:26

Your husband is a bit slow..............

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 10:35

I would have told him to keep trying.

heyred 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:11

Don't let him procreate!

Naaaaaomi 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:29

Thats embarrassing.

foufoufoufoufemm 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:31

toilet train him.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 12:12

It's a sign to move on...

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 December 2011 12:30

He just needs to flush another 1,999 times . . . duh.

crazyaces89 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 13:07

Lmfao!!!! How old is he???

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