Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML
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Im2Handsom 1
You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"
WCARlover 35
Your kids will be geniuses
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Comments (86)
gingerftw 0
You engaged to an idiot
LadyLol_fml 15
You - you're. Now who looks silly? :)
bittersweet25 3
Lol I would of just laughed the whole time
golliboy 6
first world problem
Spazz420 7
He's a real winner. Get ready for this for the rest of your life. FYL
hateevryone 15
and that's who you're going to marry?
Emperorerror 8
OP is confused. This isn't even a problem.
jroxursox1 10
I would've gone over there to "investigate" then acted like the cleaner was trying to drag me in and "fight" with it then yanking it out and throwing it at him.
Jeffcando 3
Why do people stay with dumbasses and then whine about having a stupid partner?
omggtfomi 1
You should of been like oh my GAWD WHAT!? O_o
crewge6 4
Hes ******* retarded ._.