Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML
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Im2Handsom 1
You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"
WCARlover 35
Your kids will be geniuses
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Comments (86)
rockinsexychick 5
Wow be ready to have scientists for kidz or t least theyll take after him
brown4lifejot 1
What are kidz??
adrayy 4
What is "t least?"
rockinsexychick 5
Kids and at least I hate spell check and I'm obsessed wit z so ya
farhil 14
You should at least know how to spell 'kids'... I don't use spellcheck either, but I have a mental capacity greater than that of a rock, and am thus able to use my own language intelligently and somewhat properly.
rockinsexychick 5
Waaayyyyyy too complicated for me to comprehend and i know how to spell but my thing iz to spell everything wit z u got a problem wit dat?!?! Itz who I am take it or leave it an itz a rly funny inside joke
Jeffcando 3
I have a problem with morons who say things like "dat". If words were meant to be spelled with a z they would have a ******* z in them you dumb *****.
farhil 14
You really just tell me to take it or leave it? I'm sick of idiots like you making the rest of us teenagers look like complete dumbasses. And yes, I do have a problem with you using 'z' instead of 's', because if, for some reason, you were talking about quartz, and you decided to pluralize it, it would look like quartzz. AND HOW THE **** WOULD I KNOW IF IT'S PLURAL?!?!?!
OfficeNinja 5
You are getting married to someone who does not know what blue toilet water is?
conqueror57 11
You shouldn't put cleaning products in the toilet tank. If the zombie apocalypse comes, you won't have a reserve of clean drinking water.
neander 8
Time to reconsider marrying him.
KnucklesDeep 5
What kind of third-world conditions did your fiance grow up in?
wriptidez 0
tell her you felt violated
bizarre_ftw 22
Well he is going to be easy to mess with. What a fun marriage that'll be. And you'll never be blindsided by divorce papers and a pregnant mistress. Of course, you're going to want to be careful with your kid's, make sure to play Mozart and teach them to read early, just do your best to combat his genes
gundamexia 0
omg so THATS what the blue water is >.< one of life's great mysteries solved :D
Ibeatmyself 3
if u have kids and they're not the brightest crayons in the tool shed reread ur post and ull know y
psuedodragon 23
And when you have kids and they don't understand English, re-read your comment and you'll know why... Because intelligence is *not* based off of genetics, but primarily environmental factors...
RedPillSucks 33
In your deepest Morpheus voice say *You should have used the toilet with the red water* Explain to him that in the morning, he'll have forgotten all this and it'll seem like some wierd dream. Tell him that if he keeps leaving to toilet seat up, it will continue to flush blue.
Virtual_BS 13
^Epic Win: "Tell him that if he keeps leaving to toilet seat up, it will continue to flush blue."