Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
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Top comments
Ohone01 1
Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3
19990231 29
Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.
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Comments (67)
cyna_g 18
But that's good luck!! ;)
R2Y2 22
You're welcome :D Sorry op, that does suck.
willliamfriend 18
That sucks. Hopefully your day improves.
year300 2
What makes you so sure this was a bad thing?
ftloosenfanzfree 7
One time a bird pooped on my head while I was waiting to meet up with a guy I liked... now he's my husband! Good luck!
ashjo 12
That's actually good luck!
JCal585 8
You never know what that bird saved you from!
T1A2Z3 35
I mean at least they'll remember the girl who got shit on?