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By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

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By Chris - 08/03/2023 18:00 - Ireland

Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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The trumpet of success

By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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Glazed over

By lulupie - 08/08/2016 09:10

Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML

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By spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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Ohone01 1

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:43

Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

19990231 29

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:20

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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AnaRchist91 8

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:43

we belive it brings luck!

sstahpp 33

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:45

That's good luck :/

momac86 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:45

That is why I hate birds

alitairi 18

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:51

they say thats a sign if fortune in your future. sucks, but maybe it means youll get tge job!

watserp 3

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:56

It's actually goodluck for birds to poop on your head!

tranced_ 45

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:16

I hope you get the job

thejonac 21

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:18

go to the washroom and rinse you hair and your hair'll end up wet and you'll look more attractive during the interview. problem solved.

Faposaurus 4

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:27

Usually means good luck

newyearstandup 13

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:29

I'm gonna go with the idea it will bring you good luck!!!! :)

CuteCammy 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 10:48

They say it's good luck...

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