Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
He might just be on to something.
mhopper 13
He's absolutely right!
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Comments (138)
Dommin 4
Well it's true.
pip74205 9
The only one you have to prove anything to is yourself... and your boss. But NEVER a perfectionist.
nahbean13 3
He has a point.
Pancakemines 0
Sorry OP but he's right. Duck faces are horrible.
sandinthewaves 5
Not the duck face
ChubbyNicki 6
He's correct. Duck face is for ******* idiots
st0815 9
Wow, close to 200 comments making the same - rather obvious - joke. And the first comment already delivered it rather well.
brightonman 4
Official badass of the day
nmx2 2
Wait, so if I duck-face in my Facebook profile picture, I can scare off (and therefore not have to deal with) the type of garbage who uses the phrase "lower form of being" to describe other people? Where's my camera?
mowmowlife 21
Oh my goodness that is hilarious. You should be ashamed for showing that kind of picture to your dad, not having a more sensible girlfriend, (well actually if you're with her it probably means you're on the same level) and not immediately realizing he was right. YDTAPDI