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Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

At least he doesn't want to eat them, along with the rest of your face...

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That's not creepy....

Certainly not...

Yes. Yes it is. ;P

I tried to respond to another comment but it ended up here so I edited it to say this... Sorry for the annoying post :/

You're right it's not creepy. It's fucking beyond creepy... Yikes

Is that an upward duckface? I think so.

I think so too. And in spite of recognizing 2's sarcasm, I thumbed her down for that

THAT IS BEYOND FUCKIN CREEPY

I don't think it's creepy. I tell people the Same thing. Except, I tell them I'm going to to use their eyes for my own..

Jeepers creepers. Where did you get those eyes?!

I thought it was "Where'd you get those peepers?" O_o

Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

Well if your eyes go missing, we ll know who has them

Jeepers creepers.

Looks like someone has their "eyes" on you.

Maybe hes an aspiring photographer and he wanted to take a picture of your beautiful eyes for a collection hes making.

At least he doesn't want to eat them, along with the rest of your face...

What happens in Miami...

Spreads like a wildfire across the media...

I'm not one of the people with cable, just a good phone, but I keep hearing about a face being eaten in Florida, and a connection with bath salts (presumably the kind you buy in head shops with that fake-pot crap incense). DOES ANYONE CARE TO ENLIGHTEN THIS HERMIT AS TO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD WHILE I WASTE ALL MY TIME ON FML AND RAGE COMICS?

A hobo was on bath salts and he and this other hobo like took off their clothes because they were high and then on hobo ate the other hobos face. And the police had to shoot the guy like 5 times before he died meaning the zombie apocalypse is real! So yah.

Yeahh....that's when you become less touched and more creeped out.

Yikes. "Well, no, but you can have an extra helping of mashed potatoes instead.."

That awkward moment when I posted the same comment twice but don't know how to delete it thanks to a flub with the app... So I comment to make an even awkward-er apology. Uh, sorry.

Duck-facing chick pics are immature, but what he said was pretty extreme though... Sorry OP...

I think you have the wrong post dude

no, correct post, he is implying that duck faces deserve to get their eyes ripped out.

No read the post before this one

It was obviously sarcasm. And I do agree that duck facing requires a payment of getting your eyes ripped out

I understand sarcasm but there is a post right before this one talking about his gf taking duck face pictures...so it seems like he commented on the wrong post. That's all I was saying considering this one had nothing to do with duck face and the one prior to this did.

Yes he can, but only in pictures.

My thoughts exactly

So, what was your answer? Organ donation is becoming very popular these days! Did you tell him you'll have to be dead before she can have them? Is he willing to help with that?

DAMNIT PERDIX! I wanted to say something about organ donors :(

OP responded that she only has eyes for him.

Take it as a compliment and say "I would like yours to be part of my collection too..." 8D...

Thank you. Finally someone with a sense of humor. He was probably joking around. Laugh and say something witty back.

What a weirdo! That would freak me out big time. What is wrong with some people these days?

It's a movie reference. Not so weird. Check "The Crow" 1994 ...I'm surprised no one else gets that. It's a cult classic.

I've seen the movie before but it's been a while. But you do have to admit...if you haven't seen the movie, it would be a little creepy for some stranger to say that to you.

The movie was plenty creepy, actually. The woman did kill people & remove & keep their eyes. "I like the pretty lights." Still.... I would laugh if someone said that to me.