By Anonymous - United States - San Diego
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
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I'm not one of the people with cable, just a good phone, but I keep hearing about a face being eaten in Florida, and a connection with bath salts (presumably the kind you buy in head shops with that fake-pot crap incense). DOES ANYONE CARE TO ENLIGHTEN THIS HERMIT AS TO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD WHILE I WASTE ALL MY TIME ON FML AND RAGE COMICS?

  IPoopedOnU  |  12

A hobo was on bath salts and he and this other hobo like took off their clothes because they were high and then on hobo ate the other hobos face. And the police had to shoot the guy like 5 times before he died meaning the zombie apocalypse is real! So yah.

  TheFamilyElf  |  17

That awkward moment when I posted the same comment twice but don't know how to delete it thanks to a flub with the app... So I comment to make an even awkward-er apology.
Uh, sorry.

  Jessj958  |  19

I understand sarcasm but there is a post right before this one talking about his gf taking duck face it seems like he commented on the wrong post. That's all I was saying considering this one had nothing to do with duck face and the one prior to this did.

By  perdix  |  29

So, what was your answer? Organ donation is becoming very popular these days!

Did you tell him you'll have to be dead before she can have them? Is he willing to help with that?

  Jessj958  |  19

I've seen the movie before but it's been a while. But you do have to admit...if you haven't seen the movie, it would be a little creepy for some stranger to say that to you.

  22cute  |  17

The movie was plenty creepy, actually. The woman did kill people & remove & keep their eyes. "I like the pretty lights." Still.... I would laugh if someone said that to me.