Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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Comments (395)
rougeunicorn03 17
What an ass. I hope you find someone who loves you for who you are. Congrats on losing all that weight though. You lost a lot in a short amount of time, you should message me your diet and exercise plan.
magicstar49er 5
Hello ur hot now forget him duh
iAshelle 11
Good job ! :)
dccomics94 12
Well done!
doglover100 29
Never change yourself because someone tells you to.
dccomics94 12
He's not cool at all, but hey, great job!
brooke247 4
You lost weight because some ass told you to be a size six... What did you expect a certificate?
dragonrider1959 18
HOLY CRAP!!!!! You did all that work! Partially if not entirely for him!!! You are way better off without that idiotic asshole!!!
jschaf 3
Your also forgetting hight is an issue I have a friend who is 5' and a size 0 but she's curvy as hell and I have a friend who's 6'4" and shes skinny and weighs 210 lbs there is no "perfect" size or weight everyone is different the only difference is heathy and unhealthy if your seeing bones your unhealthy of you can't see your feet around your gut you're unhealthy
AcidicNerdyChick 6
Be thankful he dosen't deserve you