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There's a fetish for everybody.... edit: this was in reply to #14
Haha. Fail. :]
Hahahahahahahaha that's funny but seriously if you want to be cliche just get down on 1 knee, it's more romantic.
Ok, at first I thought this was just another lame FML proposal story (ie. she just laughed and said no). But that is pretty funny! Hope things eventually worked out ok!
Hope you got his badge num, because that is SO assualt. Being a cop dosent make you above the law.
Oh, but it IS professional and consistent with the Cretaceous Period raptor laws of taking out prey. In this case, the OP was the cop's prey, and he pounced and took out the object of desire since the food at whatever restaurant they were eating at was horrendously unsatisfactory. omnomnom
#31 LMAO! How did you know they were eating at McDonalds?
Off-duty Police Officer uses Tackle. It's super effective! Date rapist faints.
You win. No doubt about it. OP - WHY would you admit that the ring in the champagne glass is cliche, but still do it? Sure, the police officer may have been a little out of line tackling you (assuming that you're not exaggerating), but he's probably seen plenty of rape victims and doesn't want to risk it happening to anyone else if he can prevent it
Date rapist uses moan on theinternetz, Casual reader has fallen asleep...
That makes no sense at all. How can tackle (a normal type attack) be effective against anything? Everyone knows that normal type attacks are by virtue not 'super effective' against anything.
stop bringing game mechanics in to this, it's funny!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
Well kudos to the off duty pd officer but fyl for trying to cute... This scene needs to be in a romance comedy film lol
Little Suzy: Daddy how did you meet? Daddy: Well it all started with a cop... And then the therapy begins.
I think you got that a little mixed up, I think it goes more like this... Suzy:Daddy, how did you meet? Daddy: Well, it all started with me tackling this guy....
Sucks... but goddamn, COOL STORY BRO
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Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:
Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on... No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P