By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
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You deserved it 4 420

Same thing different taste

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Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:

jchansfan 0

Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on... No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P

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abbeyburnet 0

did u think about the fact that she could have swallowed the ring. what if you had looked away and she drank it, choked....cliche!!!!! o my gosh..... the officer was an ass but he saved you from looking like a bigger fool when you GF choked on her wedding ring. and why would you want to put a ring that im sure you just spent alot of money on in some kind of food/drink. she is going to want to put it on her finger.... preferably without it being sticky..... eww...

That's so fake... I mean why the hell would he TACKLE you? YDI for being a liar and YDI for being an idiot. :)

be glad he tackled you, it's a funny story and helped mar the effects of using such a horrible cliche :)

hey now, that isn't all bad. now, you can propose at the police station. that's quite original isn't it?

this is halarious. YDI for slipping something in a girls drink in a public place. most guys get the restaurant staff involved so it doesnt look funny. this scene should be in a movie. cudos to the cop for looking out.

milhouse86 0
jussjess 0

And...that's when you have the cop arrested for assault.