Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Haha. I didn't believe it ether....
hollisterlover64 0
I'm calling a fake....sorry.
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Comments (112)
Mykeh 0
Murphys law... If you have that footage on video than you could sell it. You'll be able to afford a new nose and a bottle of champagne.
roobear 2
How can you say anything but YDI? You threw a boomerang, it came back and it hit you because you weren't prepared.
definatelywierd 0
I guess you're a better thrower than you thought.
nuttinick 0
you retard, dont throw it at face level.
tingting1 0
how could you not know that?! wtf
Tahli37 0
Thats Americans for you. Its an Aboriginal hunting tool its suppose to come back. YDI for being a retart
xCrackerx 3
I'm sorry? Did you type retart?
giganticbrain 0
Maybe he / she meant a redundant tart food?
1215116a 14
lol call us stupid when you say 'retart'. Wow, uhh fail?
skyeyez9 25
I threw one before and it didn't come back. I didn't get the technique down right, so congrats on accurately throwing the boomerang.
teiso_fml 0
I agree. I had a boomerang once and it took ages of practice to make it curve back to me even slightly. It's a pretty big fluke if you can make it come back on your first go.
Jello12 0
YDI. YOU ARE A SERIOUS IDIOT
sublime93 0
A boomerang doesn't come back as hard as when you threw it, so I highly doubt it broke your nose. And I think you would notice something flying towards your nose... Not buying it.