Today, I picked up my car after I got it painted. As I backed up in the parking lot, my car scraped against a pillar. Now I have to put it right back in the shop. FML
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Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, I took a sharp turn and hit a pillar and damaged my car's back door. I don't know how much it will cost and if I'll be able to afford it. Should I also mention that the car is 3 months old? FML
Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
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Top comments
ericaanne 13
Bet that company is loving you right now.
hiitisbrooke 28
I hate to be that person, but you should have been more careful. Backing into a pillar is a pretty easy thing to avoid if you're cautious.
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Comments (62)
arp2169 8
FML deleted my comment for calling this guy on his own stupidity.
arp2169 8
No no no i forgot the world we live in. It isn't his fault he hit that pillar, it is the pillar's fault for hitting him. Apparently that pillar should of known you were there.
luststarrr 22
Gah, I can't stand this grammatical faux pas - correcting it is worth the downvotes! It's 'should HAVE', not 'should OF'.
greeneyedx 23
#38, you got an up vote for me. Common grammatical errors bother me as well! Well, any do, but common ones the most.
cr500guy 11
Mirrors. ydi
AuTiAlloy 8
Not to be mean here but I think you might want to invest in parking lessons too...a pillar doesn't randomly jump from the bushes to scrape your car.
Tripartita 45
Once Gamefreak is /really/ desperate for new Pokémon…
crazycly 7
This is the part when you go back to school and learn how to drive!
whatunicorn 17
YDI, not backing into a pillar isn't that hard to do; I mean it doesn't even move for Christ's sake.
rvontr88 21
two words... Drivers Ed. I'd suggest going back.
Richard6036 13
That's what happens when you don't know how to drive
worldclassrager 41
Perhaps a rubber bouncer will not be a bad idea
capnbzarr 43
Your car did not scrape against the pillar. You, driving the car, scraped it against the pillar. You'll laugh about this in due time. But the time you accidentally hurt somebody (or yourself), nobody will be laughing. Drive carefully.