Health: Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots...

By Ravhi Karia - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Walk on the wild side

By MaggotMother - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By lousy - United States

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

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By badbestfriend - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML

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By Anonymous

Weirdly specific

Today, I was told by this creeper in my grade who I don't talk to ever that I have the same bra size as Megan Fox. He was right. I have no idea how he knows my bra size. FML

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By frustrated - Australia - Mittagong

Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Rahway

Double dipping

Today, I found out that I mean nothing to the man I have loved for over a year. He has been taking vacations with another woman, and is in fact, on a vacation with her right now. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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By Broon - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML

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By desertboi69 - United States - Ridgecrest

Today, I was preparing my raw meat with tire grease. Literally. My girlfriend replaced my teriyaki sauce with tire grease, because, she later told me, she had sex with my best friend. FML

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By stutson - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Eres - United States

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

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By pandapantsMD - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck in the driveway, and the sounds of some very intense love making coming from inside. I guess she's not that sick after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/8/2020 04:18 - United Kingdom

Issues

Today, my boyfriend told me I’m clearly turning into my mother. I turned round to have a go at him when I stopped, thought about it, and realised he’s completely right. I’m just like her. Now I’m so depressed, I don’t know if I want booze, a relaxing bath or a really long, ugly crying session. FML

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By homelessagain - United States - Lorain

Sue! SUE!

Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML

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By kacysospacyy - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

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By Dragoness11 - United Kingdom

Today, at a cheap restaurant, my dad asked me if I wanted a straw. I declined, saying I wanted to do my bit for the environment and not waste plastic when I'm fine without. He grabbed three and dropped them on the sticky table, "just in case." FML

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By Noname - United States

Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML

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By full of losses - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By please don’t - 8/6/2020 02:00

The Big Book of Baby Names

Today, I had to explain to my sister in law why it’s a terrible idea to name her baby Aryan just because she likes the way it sounds. We’re all African Americans, but she still doesn’t see the issue with it. FML

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By Scaredshitless - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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By Brax - United States

Are you experienced?

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Burnham

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By budbunny13 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

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By daisythebunny1988

Confinement is rough

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By Username - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, my bank card was skimmed (copied electronically) and my account was totally cleaned out. I had only just got paid and don't get paid again for 4 weeks. The bank says it will take 21 days minimum to resolve. They offered me a credit card with a huge interest rate to help me get by. FML

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By liveviathetredmill - United States - New York

Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML

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By Hair problems

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was home from college and went to eat at a local mexican place. The manager started yelling at me about an unpaid tab. Apparently, my dad likes to drink there and skipped on his tab. Again. FML

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By Jakesssss - United States - Hudson

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

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By Charity - United States

Slashing Prices Left and Right!

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By Markovski | 18

#6251464 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:30

Death in any case is something sad.

By pastel_fml | 18

#6251458 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:27

I almost cried for you a moment ago.

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By 1DisGR8 | 32

#6251457 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:26

Not an FML, your grandfather's alive!!!!

Magnettik | 16

#6251461 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:28

Supposedly...

By pastel_fml | 18

#6251458 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:27

I almost cried for you a moment ago.

Nexpecto | 28

#6251524 - Friday 3 April 2015 20:00

This is not so much a FYL but totally a F that family's L's.

I would be pretty thankful after that.

jake_braves | 25

#6251526 - Friday 3 April 2015 20:02

I'm soooo sorry OP...Ik exactly how you feel..I lost my granddad two nights ago..:(

By sobstory10000 | 17

#6251459 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:28

I have to agree with #1, you should feel relieved

By Scryll | 17

#6251460 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:28

What #1 said^^

By irisr_fml | 24

#6251462 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:29

Sorry for the scare OP, but be glad he's alive :)

Enslaved | 36

#6251475 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:49

"Weird Science"

flufee2 | 27

#6251497 - Friday 3 April 2015 19:29

The guy in the bed doesnt really have a life to fuck... Js

JKPwnage | 25

#6251823 - Saturday 4 April 2015 5:17

I'm sorry for the other guy, though

By Novadi | 22

#6251463 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:29

Although it's really embarrassing to run out of the wrong room, at least be relieved that your gramps is alive. If anything, F the guy in bed's life

Purexinsanity | 46

#6251470 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:36

And his family's

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6252358 - Saturday 4 April 2015 20:17

He wasn't technically in the wrong room. OP's grandpa was in that room, but they moved him and OP apparently was not told that.

Novadi | 22

#6252499 - Saturday 4 April 2015 22:53

#71 - Which is exactly why I said he was in the wrong room.

By Markovski | 18

#6251464 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:30

Death in any case is something sad.

KatieeMoe | 14

#6251472 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:38

Even though not being related, what op's been through is still considered an FML, I guess.

Countryboy1996 | 18

#6251564 - Friday 3 April 2015 21:07

It's sadder when it's a loved one.

By zharks1010 | 18

#6251465 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:30

What's wrong grandad is still alive!

By ballbags | 14

#6251468 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:32

The sad part is that the people of this site voted it An FML. The dude should be spending what little time he has left with gramps

By vikky538 | 28

#6251469 - Friday 3 April 2015 18:34

It might be a panic moment but at the end its a releif.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6251673 - Saturday 4 April 2015 0:34

*relief