Miscellaneous: Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:13 - France

Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By Tams - 12/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML

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By Super Soaker - 09/09/2022 03:30 - United States

Today, I learned the news about Queen Elizabeth in the most awkward way possible. My friend suddenly came into my house and shouted, "THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" It scared me so badly that I spit my drink out all over his clothes. Then I took another drink and spit it out again when I realized who he was referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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kodinbug 2

Monday 9 July 2012 1:31

That's bad. You're rude.

kitkatmeOw 8

Monday 9 July 2012 1:36

How bloody inconsiderate of you! -slams my tea cup down-

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Faff 20

Monday 9 July 2012 1:40

"really?? but she looks so much older!" would've been a good save

mango260 9

Monday 9 July 2012 3:09

The queen does look 1000 years old :)

draegbomb 5

Monday 9 July 2012 5:07

12- I read comment in Mr. Turner's voice.

vodkaliciouz 4

Monday 9 July 2012 1:42

If you have nothing nice to say, better keep your mouth shut.

itsalanis 25

Monday 9 July 2012 1:44

I'm surprised you thought that was appropriate to say. Yeah... not a good idea. :c

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 9 July 2012 1:48

I wish my Mammaw looked that bad ass!

theslimshadylp 6

Monday 9 July 2012 1:49

Say sorry to grandma

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 9 July 2012 1:49

A closed mouth gathers no foot. Remember that for next time, op.

sporty1200xlr 6

Monday 9 July 2012 3:01

A closed mouth means lack of self esteem and confidence. Shit happens! When your young, you make mistakes. This I'm sure will be a funny story.

cinnamonapple 3

Monday 9 July 2012 3:41

That rymes haha

xInwex 12

Monday 9 July 2012 1:51

She just had her diamond jubilee so I think it's pretty badass that she's still alive. Show some respect

teyyoshi 19

Monday 9 July 2012 1:52

sometimes i miss my grandmather so much who died nine years ago,she always surrounded me with both her hands and whispered in my ears

Jamie1806 8

Monday 9 July 2012 2:02

Tell your grandma you wouldn't have guessed she was near as old as the queen. Then offer to bake HER some cookies haha :)

Jamie1806 8

Monday 9 July 2012 3:35

Wow I was joking... Sorry if I offended anyone .

s0ulslack 20

Monday 9 July 2012 2:10

You should think before open your mouth

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Cheers, Henry

Morrissey, circa 1986

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