Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually,...

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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rabiesss 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:56

messed up :/

Marzee 14

Monday 13 June 2011 15:57

FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.

Comments

muangelofmusic 4

Monday 13 June 2011 16:12

I'm terribly sorry for the loss of your mother, however, I think it's time you lose the girlfriend too. that's a terrible thing to say, you can do better op!

airborn54 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:13

dang man thats rough, bitch slap her!

Chinnithy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:45

Bitch slap that bitch.

Consequences 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:13

You didn't state anything about the relationship between them. cannot vote until we know more.

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:51

No matter what their relationship, it's never nice to say it's good that someone died.

marcranger 28

Monday 13 June 2011 17:42

wrong. even of op had a complex relationship with his mother and she took it out on his hopefully ex, that comment is beyond rude and uncalled for.

Grimmerie 31

Monday 13 June 2011 20:54

it's good that hitler died, he was quite a bitch.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 13 June 2011 21:09

Nope, not even him. He would be great evening news entertainment, like a pale Kim Jong il, but rocking the micro stache.

Tweelock 0

Monday 24 October 2011 10:02

Hitler was a mass murderer dumbass. Unless the OP's mother was as well you can stfu.

pharmbrooke35 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:14

that's horrible. sorry for your loss. hopefully you were wise enough to dump her..

biwinning88 1

Monday 13 June 2011 16:14

wwwooooowww... she sounds like a real winner.

BattlingJason 14

Monday 13 June 2011 16:16

Time to show her that you are a descendant of the Slapahoe tribe.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Monday 13 June 2011 17:46

you sir, are my hero.

felah17 6

Monday 13 June 2011 19:33

I LOLed!!!! : D

meggieh815 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:51

John Q! :)

huggy515 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:03

nice haircut f a g !

Brownstonius 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:16

damn harsh

Lolpizza_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:16

shes not a real friend. a real friend would be for you always...D:

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 June 2011 16:18

Maybe she acted like a bitch because she had a chronic, debilitating, painful disease. And maybe she is indeed better off now that she has passed on. Did you ever think of that? Or it could just be that she was truly a bitch and your girlfriend hated her.

slkdw 1

Monday 13 June 2011 18:49

even if his mother was a bitch it's never ok for someone to say something like that. even if her relationship with his mother wasn't good, she obviously has no respect for him at all. stupid bitch needs to learn to keep her mouth shut.