Intimacy: Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the...

By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 15:31 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 08:02

Today, I was alarmed to hear my daughter's boyfriend talk about dropping the kids off at the pool. She has no children. Turns out he was referring to himself taking a dump. FML

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Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:52

Lezbehonest you raised her well

alexicanaaa 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:50

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

Comments

steven1995 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:18

So the vag drivers now wow

kookysoc 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:41

Lmaoooooo i love your picture

erich2014 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 14:18

The hell????

wes04ram1500 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 14:21

to all of the people who don't know what "muffstangs diving" is, please delve your account and enter puberty before rejoining.

Keliosan 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 15:06

Sorry, some people have better things to do than get in on every disgusting stupid conversation when they're growing up. Not everyone had the luxury if being a douche(like you) or being douche adjacent(like me).

Keliosan 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 14:44

Did she get it with her best friend...? If so I don't think they're just friends anymore...

KatieKayy15 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:35

they can still be just friends...I know people who are bestfriends and have guy fiancés and they've done similar things with each other . just saying !!