By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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DiscoDave 5

Funny how a mom knew what muff diving was but I didn't

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swedeNix 13

Ok thats just creepy. Boys first girls after in the the "dive academy"

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mongoose313 2

Their is no "to young" in muff diving at the university of PEDO-BEAR.

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mav72 2

So does that mean she gave or received?!

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dpgft10 0

Hey don't worry she could've said drunk driving

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xtalondriver 14

Hopefully she just doesn't understand. My daughter came home for Spanish class repeating what one of her classmates was saying: " Tengo un gato en mis pantalones." We had to explain what she was saying.

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quietninja 8

Sounds like you have a budding lesbian there.

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LifeHasMoments 8

I find this hilarious, but you can at least know what your daughters been up to. In which you can keep a closer eye on her?

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