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By Anonymous - 03/10/2014 20:43 - United States - Tempe

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML

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Same thing different taste

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Fair point

By beenawhile - 20/09/2019 04:03 - United States - Boston

Today, my 17 year-old brother asked me if I used birth control. When I told him I did, he responded, "Isn't that like using an inhalor when you don't have asthma?" FML

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By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2016 11:41 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to slowly explain to my slightly ditzy roommate that no, I will not grow testicles due to taking testosterone supplements. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:01

This is why we need better sex education not just "abstinence only"

JadeWinter 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:01

So... Your brother is a virgin then.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:40

Tell him that if you have sex with a girl who's on birth control shots you'll turn into a merman.

crunchycheeto99 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:42

Well now I know I'm not the only person with an idiot brother.

strike2867 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:46

What if he was trying to see how stupid his friends were?

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:05

These types of people reproduce...

ThaReaper319 19

Saturday 4 October 2014 15:19

Afraid so

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:18

just be glad your not like him

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 4 October 2014 14:07

It's *you're. "You are not like them."

aubama_fml 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 8:15

hope water is thicker than blood in your case

jerryj 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 8:46

Don't you mean, ex-brother? And perhaps new brister?

CA4495 17

Saturday 4 October 2014 8:51

How do people even come up with these things?

WolfyGrace 24

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:40

Yeah, I have an idiot brother, too, and ask that same question occasionally.

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 11:29

Ahh..Op leave all craps n ask for the girl who has taken pills..lol

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Same thing different taste

Fair point

Awww Sweaty, don't worry

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