They're out to get me

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 16:00

Today, the last 8 spiders found in the house have all been in my bedroom. Not the kitchen, or my sister's room, or our parents' room, or front room, laundry, or garage. Always in my room. I’m the only one in the house scared of spiders. The bastards are haunting me, trying to scare me to death. FML
I agree, your life sucks 565
You deserved it 128

Same thing different taste

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I got a busted water pipe under my house that caused all those little bastards living underneath to come into my house, so I stayed at a hotel for a night, left my cat with some friends, and fumigated my entire house with a can of bug spray. FYL indeed

Maybe they just don't notice them as much as you, or don't even report them? Everything else is highly unlikely.

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I got a busted water pipe under my house that caused all those little bastards living underneath to come into my house, so I stayed at a hotel for a night, left my cat with some friends, and fumigated my entire house with a can of bug spray. FYL indeed

Maybe they just don't notice them as much as you, or don't even report them? Everything else is highly unlikely.

Spiders are hunters and migrators they go to where the food is. most spiders hunt bugs you do not want around your house ,so you might want to get your room checked out. If there's an unusual amount of spiders it's because they're hunting a large amount of bugs which are attracted to either; A carcass of some sort or moisture source (like a leaky pipe) or mold.

rudico67 8

Most spiders are bros, not foes. If you don't believe me, get to Reddit and check s/spiders and s/tarantulas.

Not haunting you, hunting you. nom nom nom

I hear a lot of circus clowns moonlight as exterminators. A bunch of them will come to your house in a little tiny car and take care of your spider problem. Scary problem solved!