Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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SmeXikoE 3
Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.
gress269 4
I do that every time.
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Comments (171)
perdix 31
Pizza guys get this all the time. They know it translates to "I'm pretending that a twenty-five cent tip is not a ******* joke and will give you an insincere burst of inappropriate emotion to distract you from the insult."
gress269 4
Perdix! I love your comments!!! I've read maybe 800 of them.
Person1233 13
He has over 9000 comments and you claim to love him after 800? BLASPHEMY!
chels1994 11
How are they even close??
thiscrazything 1
Love you, too.
laurenXD 1
Well that's an awkward few seconds.
Commander223 9
How does this have more "YDI" than "FYL"?
LaColombianita 26
Did he say it back?
Freeze_fml 17
YDI for using that annoying 'pronoun'.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I have to agree. Do people still say "boo"? That should've been dead before it started.
Steve95401 49
Agree - I thought that expression bit the dust years ago.
hk6108 0
How does that even happen
xStaciexLynnx 15
My exact thought.
SmeXikoE 3
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yuri63f6 7
Thats one pizza guy you will never tip again..,